Green Dumb Guide to Houseplants Book
Green Dumb Guide to Houseplants Book
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For those who want to take care of houseplants but can hardly take care of themselves, The Green Dumb Guide to Houseplants is the perfect handbook for even the most greenery-inept individual.
We all love the idea of houseplants, and maybe you've stood by helplessly as a cactus went all slimy or you've endured the perpetual indoor autumn of an unhappy Ficus. Good news-all of the plants in this book have two things in common: They're easy to find and hard to kill.
The benefits of plant ownership are legion. Studies indicate just being around plants creates a relaxing effect on people. And plants make great roommates-no Peace Lily will ever criticize you for quitting your workout video to go finish a box of Triscuits.
Does your bedroom have a mattress on the floor and Christmas lights taped to the wall? Put a Money Tree in the corner. Instant upgrade! Are you a corporate lackey trapped under fluorescent lights and a drop-tile ceiling? A colorful Calathea or a chunky little Aloe could help restore your will to live.
The Green Dumb Guide to Houseplants is full of useful advice, crucial dos and don'ts, and realistic inspiration for all budgets and attention spans—ensuring success to even the most risk-averse, commitment-phobic indoor gardeners.
👇Important Info:
Plant Expectations/Shipping Disclaimer (Don't Skip!)
We take great care in packaging each order, but please note that once a package is in transit, certain circumstances are beyond our control. Delays, theft, or lost packages may occur through the mail carrier, and we cannot be held responsible in these cases.
Plants may experience some stress during shipping, such as yellowing, wilting, or minor leaf damage. This is normal and with proper care, your plant should recover.
We do our best to provide accurate photos and descriptions, but variations in lighting, angle, and natural growth are to be expected. Unless otherwise noted for collectible plants, photos represent the type of plant you will receive, but not the exact specimen.
All sales are final. Due to the nature of live plants, we are unable to accept returns.
Let customers speak for us
Very happy with my order. My plants were packed very well and arrived quickly. My mojito lives in my office now and my coworkers were impressed :)
I'm so happy with my plants and the obvious care and skill that went into packaging them so well! There was a small issue with my order and Shyla did such a great job fixing it. Shipping was quite fast as well. This was my first purchase with B + B, but definitely not my last!
I can confidently say that every plant I have purchased here has been amazing quality, especially compared to big chain stores.
Very personable and helpful in picking out a plant for a specific area and purpose.
I love this plant. I needed it to balance the plants in my livingroom. It’s perfect!.
I had greatservice in the store and help with picking out the right plant.
Thank you!
This plant is in great shape and has some babies already!
The gift I give myself every month- LOVE IT
Beautiful healthy plant! Super fast shipping. And customer service was amazing!
This plant is amazing, big, beautiful, and healthy. It came with great care instructions so I can be confident in caring for it. Thanks Blossom +Branch!
Just picked up a brain cactus from this delightful little shop, and I’m convinced I’ve increased the IQ of my plant collection by at least 40 points. This twisty little genius is the perfect blend of quirky and charming—like if Einstein were a succulent. The shop owner and staff clearly know their stuff and treated this cerebrally gifted cactus with the reverence it deserves. Highly recommend!
